... but seriously

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April 16, 2014 6:48 pm April 13, 2014 9:51 pm

I called my parents crying because I’m having some serious roommate problems. When I got off the phone I got a text from my 11 year-old brother that said I should leave an egg under her stuff. Then she’ll either step on it or it will rot.

I think my brother has a future in the mafia.

8:45 pm April 8, 2014 9:14 pm

foxxayye:

Behold our one true supreme!

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April 3, 2014 7:57 pm
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heytinafey:

kevin spacey saying ‘birthday party’ is my new alarm clock

7:56 pm

"When Carol and I get together I am reminded of how glad I am to have her in my life. I suppose it’s because, along with the laughter, we make each other feel that we belong, that we fit in. It’s so nice to find another nut in this world."

Julie Andrews

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April 1, 2014 9:15 pm March 29, 2014 1:20 am March 24, 2014 10:49 pm

“I do think that Fred [Armisen] has a very unwavering optimism that is infectious. He’s very kind, very generous, and I think more than anything, Fred says ‘yes’ … And I love saying ‘yes’. I think it’s an important step in human growth. Just an openness. And if there’s anything that I’ve learned from my friendship with Fred, it’s just voicing an openness for possibilities and not being afraid of them.” - Carrie Brownstein