... but seriously

MY DATING LIFE AT THE MOMENT

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:42:14 -0400

IT’S LIKE:

My parents

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 11:55:11 -0400

Legitimately got into an argument because my dad wants to wear a wig in the family reunion sketch we’re performing. Like, this is my life right now.

all-weve-learned: That pastor told me “always remember your dignity,” so I guess that means I can’t...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 11:51:01 -0400

all-weve-learned:

That pastor told me “always remember your dignity,” so I guess that means I can’t eat food out of the garbage anymore.

People will say we’re in love.

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 22:34:00 -0400

_{People will say we’re in love.}

"Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it."

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 10:16:12 -0400

“Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.”

- Aubrey Plaza (via juliepowers)

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Sun, 09 Jun 2013 23:43:35 -0400

Can I say this and still be a Christian?

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 23:39:00 -0400

Can I say this and still be a Christian?

itsbeifongbitch: my favorite thing about helena bonham carter is that she literally has only two...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 03:21:00 -0400

itsbeifongbitch:

my favorite thing about helena bonham carter is that she literally has only two modes

gothic english beauty

and insane homeless woman

cokesnlfan: Another Pre-SNL sketch of Kate McKinnon as Veronica...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 00:40:06 -0400

cokesnlfan:

Another Pre-SNL sketch of Kate McKinnon as Veronica Moss! This time, Veronica enters Times Square… her worst nightmare.

primadonna-marionette: thattosser-harrypotter: icoulduseinsouci...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:05:26 -0400

primadonna-marionette:

thattosser-harrypotter:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

lacewing:

perksofbeingapotterfan:

#things that made me unreasonably emotional #HE’S HOLDING THE FUCKING UMBRELLA FOR HER

#when dan was maggies personal assistant for the day because he didn’t want to go home

DAME MAGGIE SMITH DOESN’T HAVE NORMAL PAs

SHE GETS THE STAR OF THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE TO DO HOLD HER UMBRELLA

I just keep reblogging this for the comments.

she looks really bored. Or annoyed. ”Fuck this Scene.”

HOW I FEEL WHEN MY PROFESSOR MAKES AN EXAM TAKE HOME

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:00:48 -0400

howdoiputthisgently:

all-weve-learned: I prefer to eat my fortune cookie in my car, so people don’t stare when I cry at...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 21:43:22 -0400

all-weve-learned:

I prefer to eat my fortune cookie in my car, so people don’t stare when I cry at how beautiful my fortune is.

h0ttndanger0us: WHAT IS LEAP YEAR? REBLOG IF U ARE WONDERING...

Thu, 30 May 2013 00:15:15 -0400

h0ttndanger0us:

WHAT IS LEAP YEAR? REBLOG IF U ARE WONDERING TOO.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:32:31 -0400

handsomestjack: vrisktorias-sekret: all-good-usernames-are-take...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:42:19 -0400

handsomestjack:

vrisktorias-sekret:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND

THEN HE JUST

“REBELLION”

People think I’m kidding when I say that I hate everything.

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:01:22 -0400

People think I’m kidding when I say that I hate everything.

theongreyjoy: i’d love to see more women villains that are completely unsympathetic. no “woe is me”...

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:44:56 -0400

theongreyjoy:

i’d love to see more women villains that are completely unsympathetic. no “woe is me” backstory that justifies their actions. no victim complex. no hesitation. just a love for carnage and head games and an insatiable lust for pain. mentally unhinged or fully in control. there aren’t enough female characters out there that are truly monsters. as much as it’s fun to see male characters do that, i want some iconic serial killer ladies in my life.